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Saturday, March 30, 2013
Another Way of Voting
With the recent success of the "Colorado Model" progressive agenda in Colorado, the passage of stupid gun laws, and the stifling of local voices in favor of outsiders, I am done with the Democrat Party and Democrats.
In the past, I've contributed to various candidates resulting in being on a lot of email solicitation lists.
As I receive these emails, I "unsubscribe". When I do, a window pops up asking me why I'm unsubscribing. This allows me to tell them exactly what is on my mind. I hope it is more effective than "writing a letter".
Money talks?
Notice to the dead elephant party. I am not ready to go over to the dark side. You keep putting up candidates that should be in front of a grand jury instead of voters. Get your head out of your asses, or get a glass belly button so you can see where you are going.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Pop Psychology
In trying to understand what motivates gun grabbers and their fellow travelers, came up with this bit of pop/freshman psychology.
Three motivators; fear, revenge, and punishment.
A lot of people flat fear firearms. They are not the least interested in learning anything about firearms; they “cling” to their fear.
When something like school or theater shootings occur, there is a strong desire among people for some sort of revenge.
Along with revenge is the desire to punish someone. So lets punish the firearms owners. After all, if it weren’t for firearms owners’ obsession with their toys, there wouldn’t be firearms. By extension, there wouldn’t be shootings.
I think may of us believe there are nefarious schemers who want us disarmed so they can more easily pursue their schemes. They are proficient in tapping into the fellow travelers psyches and use them as a weapon.
So, how does one discuss the subject with those who are not rational?
Why do I allow my basic biological urges to influence my choice of female companionship? Probably because I’m a well seasoned fool.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Ah, Spring in Colorado
Started last night and is expected to last until tomorrow night. Cleaned off my deck and stairs at 6 am and need to do it again. Very happy I'm not out driving in this mess.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Evil Car Salesmen Test Drives
By way of
Peter at Bayou Renaissance Man, a test drive from hell.
Jeff Gordon in disguise. Understand it has thousands of
views.
Not as bad
as this one.
My favorite movie.
Since a good
portion of my adult life was spent retailing cars and trucks, I’ve had a few
memorable test drives. My response to stupid driving was usually to turn off
the ignition. Scary when you are in traffic, but better than the idiot running
into something. After coming to a stop,
we would have a short conversation followed by a return to the
lot.
One night a
young (17?) man and his mother came in. He was hot for a Mustang GT, 5.0, 5
speed. OK, off we go with me driving. We changed seats in a large, empty
parking lot. His first effort to launch resulted in a 270 degree spin. Scared
him, and his mother. I drove us back to the lot where they purchased a 4cyl
Mustang with an automatic.
The one I
won’t forget was a literal life or death. Young gangbanger type pulled a gun on me.
Back story. Pre cell phone days. The dealership had a set test drive circuit. The salesperson drove off the lot. Drivers changed at an isolated cul- de -sac. No deviations allowed.
At the changeover, he pointed a PPK clone at me. Looking into his eyes, I saw someone with no soul. I also saw he still had the safety on. Thank you Army training. Grabbed the slide, racked it back, twisted the pistol breaking his finger, and gained possession of the pistol. Hit him with it as hard as I could. He went down. I jumped into the car and drove to the nearest pay phone. When the police arrived at the cul –de- sac, he was still there, and was arrested. Fortunately, he was eighteen so no juvenile justice blow back.
Later, back at the dealership, the owner, the asshat who designed the test drive route, and I, had a heated conversation. Our sales staff was about 50% female. They hated the changeover point; didn’t feel safe. You couldn’t fault them. Net result was the test drive route was changed. Never learned why, but shortly after that the asshat got fired. Sincerely hope I contributed to that decision.
There was
the lady, fresh from Japan, who decided to drive on the side of the street most
familiar to her.
When we were
selling Suzuki Somersaults, er, Samurai, we had an off road course we could
use. Lots of fun for the test drivers. Lots of bouncing around. One young
braless lady bounced around so much, her bouncers fell out of her top. That was
fun (grin). Even more fun when she “let it all hang out” laughing the whole
time.
We had a
female salesperson that raised some eyebrows. When she had a male customer, I
knew how close she was to a deal by the number of buttons undone on her top. At
the third or fourth “pencil” her third or fourth button would be undone. She
would lean forward and say, “You can afford that payment, can’t you”? Done
deal. Some of her test drives were unusually long. My policy? Don’t ask, don’t
tell. With our other saleswomen going on a test drive with male only customers,
I made it a policy that one of us would
come over and say, “Please don’t be gone too long. We have someone on the way
to look at this car”. While doing this, we would make eye contact with the
customer. No one left our lot until we made a copy of their driver’s license.
One thing
all long term salespeople do agree; there are a lot of very bad drivers.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Racist Rant
Two “minority”
members at my last job (one Chicano, one Black), are Obama supporters. They
have convinced themselves any Caucasian who opposes Obama does so because he is
“black”. Therefore, any failures on Obama’s part aren’t his fault because White
racists are opposing everything he does.
Hear the
same line from White Liberals. It must
be comforting to have a scapegoat so you don’t need to look closely at your
hero and his feet of clay. You can
dismiss any criticism by labeling the critic a “racist” and avoid considering
the argument
.
“Oh, poor
Berry. Look at the mess he inherited.” It seems now he has inherited his own
four year mess. Still, it is blame Bush,
and blame White racists.
As an aside,
anyone who thinks I ever supported Bush need only read some of my old postings.
Just who is
the racist? A person of color, or a woman, in positions of authority can’t be criticized?
Why, because they should be immune on grounds of political correctness; that
they somehow need “special” dispensation? Why, are they less capable than a “white
male” and need coddling?
Yes, I know,
I’m pissing into the wind. What bothers
me the most is the polarization of the people who do involve themselves, who
are not sheeple, and the lack of simple courtesy. I’ve never seen such deep
animosity, and I was in both the Army and college in the 60’s. I saw up close
and personal, the antiwar and civil rights uproars.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Thank You For Your Service, Now Fuck Off
So good to
know my son, his wife, and their five children are living a lavish life style
at Dugway, Utah.
So why is it
they qualify for food stamps, WIC, and school lunches? 30% savings at the
Commissary? Where did the author come up with that? When they were at Fort
Carson, my frugal daughter in law shopped at WalMart.
Then there
is this gem.
During Friday’s marathon
gun control hearing in the Colorado Senate, Republican Sen. Kent
Lambert offered an amendment to exempt active military members, veterans
and their families from the gun magazine ban.
Enter Sen. Mary Hodge, a
disgraceful Dem who urged fellow lawmakers to oppose the exemption because
“some of them come back with significant mental health problems.”
This is my State
Senator. Always thought she was sensible and fair minded. I’m shocked she is
caught up in the “Chicken Little, We’ve Got to Do SOMETHING” hysteria. The next time I see her in person, I’m telling
her just how offensive I find her remarks.
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