Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Whiskey Is For Drinking, Water Is For Fighting

Old Colorado saying.

On the Colorado Ballot this election is Proposition DD, a scheme to legalize sports betting with large taxes going to “Water Projects”.

Discussing this with Sisty (whose opinions I value, not that I agree with her) she brought up GODDAMNDENVERWATERBOARD as spoken on Colorado’s Western Slope. They have been stealing water for over a century.

A junior imitator, the City of Thornton, has bought out over the years the water rights of farmers to the Cache La Poudre River. All those farms were allowed to “dry up” and abandoned.

Thornton’s grand scheme has hit a roadblock. They need to complete a pipeline in Larimer County. The county commissioner have said, NO! They may have an option to build in Weld County. I imagine the Weld Commissioners say, “Not only NO, but Hell NO!

The water wars will continue forever as the Front Range population grows. Pass the popcorn!

As to Prop DD, my vote is No. Too vague, and I don’t trust those (P)regressives currently dominating Colorado politics not to pervert and misuse any new laws.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Foreman Material

Foreman Material

As someone who spent many years in supervisory roles, I am fascinated by the interactions of the truck drivers I shuttle to the oilfields.

There is no direct supervision of these drivers. By the very nature of their work, they must be able to operate independently and isolated for much of their time. They are trained, and have detailed instructions as to how to perform their tasks. Via tablets, they have contact with a dispatcher (one of whom is a twit, 1st Class!).

It is when circumstances fall outside normal operating procedures that foreman material emerges; those individuals who take charge and make decisions while the rest just go along. Worse, they wait for the take charge types. Not for them to open their actions to criticism.

Age and experience doesn’t seem to matter. Often it is one of the younger drivers who “takes charge”.

What are the requirements to be a foreman, you ask (or already know)?

1.    Recognize and analyze the issue/problem.
2.    Come up with a plan of action.
3.    Implement the plan.
4.    Accept the consequences to his decision and plan.

Management should prize these people and not take cheap shots (and ego building) criticizing them.

In my supervisory role, I would often take this approach.

“Joe, I appreciate you stepping up and handling the problem. It saved all of us some time and expense. If something like this happens again, don’t hesitate to take action. You might consider ……… if it happens again. That said, thank you for doing what you did”.

Perhaps the hardest part of my shuttle van driving is staying in my  lane.  WSF, “You are just a driver. SHUT UP!”

As always, YMMV!

Thursday, October 17, 2019

Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed

In April, my vehicle registration was up and the vehicle didn’t pass the bi-annual emissions test.

After a considerable delay, repairs were made and the vehicle passed the emissions test.

When I renewed the registration today, I was fined $100 for not renewing the registration in April, plus the registration fee, and the registration expires next April, not October.

Tis a privilege to live in Colorado.

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

The Post That Wasn't

Wanting to do a post on a corn maze I drive by, I was beaten to the subject by Brig.

No way to top that.

Then I discovered none of my snaps turned out. Blurred, one and all.

What you get is a farm country story.

A local farmer was manureing  his field. For those not familiar with the term, he was spreading dried cow feces, which enriches the soil by providing nutrients for future crops.

Returning to his stockpile, he neglected to disconnect the power to his manure spreader. At each bump, some of the remaining load shook loose and he manuered Westbound WCR 44.

And that is all I’ve got right now.

Sunday, October 13, 2019


An off year election is here.  Mainly, the various city/town mayors and council seats are up for a vote.

The two items in the picture most likely ended up in the trash at most homes. Mine are being read. I’ve never missed voting and try to be somewhat informed.

Only two statewide issues are up for a vote. Proposition CC and Proposition DD.

Colorado is unique as the only state to pass and incorporate TABOR (Taxpayers Bill of Rights) and incorporate it into the state constitution.

The TABOR Amendment, which was approved by voters in 1992, limits the amount of revenue the State of Colorado can retain and spend. The TABOR limit “base” is equal to the lesser of the prior fiscal year's revenue limit grown by Colorado inflation and population growth, or the current fiscal year's revenue.

The (P)regressives hate TABOR as it keeps them from spending money the state doesn’t have and to refund taxes collected over a certain limit. Prop CC is an effort to cripple TABOR.

One wonders why large sums of dark money from out of state are flowing in to get it passed.

Prop DD involves legalized gambling with some vague promise to use the tax revenue to fund water projects.

I will vote “NO” on each. Prop CC because I love TABOR because it keeps us from total Californication. Prop DD because of the vagueness.

Why are these two propositions on the ballot? Cynical me says because off year elections have sparse participation, the backers believe their interest group can be fired up enough to vote.

Oh, and Colorado votes by mail. My suspicious mind wonders how that plays out or doesn’t, in terms of election integrity.

Thursday, October 10, 2019


My 1986 Mitsubishi Mighty Max is back on the road. I’m $800 poorer.

Years of ethanol contaminated gasoline degraded the carburetor innards to the point the truck wouldn’t pass the Colorado mandated emissions test.

As removed.

As received from Guaranteed Carburetor.

My fingers don’t work well anymore so had to hire the work done. Once reinstalled, a few minutes with the key on to activate the fuel pump, a few turns of the starter motor, and she fired up. Two or three coughs then bliss! Didn’t even need to adjust the idle speed.

Took it for a drive – no problems. In the next day or two will run it past emissions testing then off to spend $71 for the tabs.

So what kind of fool spends $800 on a 34 year old rust bucket import truck with 171,000 on the odometer? Why, a well seasoned one.

Monday, October 7, 2019


“Your cows are out!” are chilling words for any stock grower.

Last night on Weld County Road just West of 49 Parkway, we came across some cows in the road.

About ¼ mile further on, we spotted a driveway occupied by people unloading horses. When we told them of the cows in the road, one said they were their neighbors and proceeded to give us directions to the neighbor. I had a van full of people and a deadline to meet.

   “Do you know your neighbor’s number”, I asked? Receiving an affirmative, I asked him to call them.

Asshole! A real rancher would re-saddle his horse, bring the cows to his corral, and then call his neighbor. My father would have done it and would have kicked my ass if I hadn’t. And yes, my father and our neighbor didn’t like each other.

Just another old virtue slipping away.