Yet Again, A Car Lot Story

So, another car lot story.

Worked at a lot owned by a man with three brothers and five sisters. This family was the gene pool mother lode. All the men, including his father, were handsome by anyone’s standard. The plainest sister was drop dead gorgeous.  Plus, they were all happy people who loved to laugh and could party all night.  Fun place to work.

One of the salesmen, Gary,  had married into the family. Someone in the extended family was getting married and all the females were doing a bacherlorlette party/bar crawl/raise hell affair.

We were standing outside when two limos with huge sunroofs slowly cruised by. Several females were standing up and leaning out the sunroofs.  As they rolled by, they were yelling, “Show us your cocks”.

“Hey”, said Gary, “That’s my wife in that car”! He spun around to look at us, shocked, then was really upset by the sight of three of us unzipping our pants.

Inquiring minds wonder what transpired when he got home that night. Never heard.