The Situation. Three men, all seniors, in a Southern City, with six hours to kill.
The Solution. Bass Pro Shop.
One man’s wife calls him on his cell phone. Conversation goes much like this.
Man, “Hello honey” (Caller I.D.)
Wife, “Where are you? What are you doing?”
Man, “We are waiting on the client, have some time to kill, so we are walking around a Bass Pro Shop.”
Wife, “You are in a Bass Pro Shop with OUR credit card!”
Man, “We drove by three titty bars on the way here. It was Bass Pro Shop or one of them.”
Wife, “The titty bars would be a lot cheaper than you loose in a Bass Pro Shop!”
Yeah, age has caught up with us.
3 comments:
Threat assessment. She's got it down.
LOL- Now THAT is funny... :-) (having said that after spending WAY too much in Bass Pro Shops)...
Gettting old does suck...
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