Friday, January 4, 2019

Mean Woman

My sister has an ornery streak a mile wide. Plus, she knows everybody.  Recently she noticed someone had dumped a hobby horse in a city park. Not letting this opportunity pass, she called the man responsible for the park.

“George, you’ve got a horse loose in XXXXX  park”.

She waits as George goes into panic mode before telling him it is a hobby horse.

“Damn you, Colleen”, says a somewhat relieved George.

The karma train has left the station. That hobby horse will probably end up duct taped to the roof of her truck.


Anonymous said...

I do what I can to keep the world from becoming dull.


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Over achiever.

LL said...

Running up and down in front of the Lion's cage, banging the bars with a stick.

Just be sure that the gate is locked.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Good analogy.

Old NFO said...

I'm betting that hobby horse shows up sooner or later... LOL

Ami said...

Dude. Lighten up. EVERYONE needs a hobby.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

For sure!

My sister's karma train a coming.

Brig said...

Your sister sounds like my kinda person!

Well Seasoned Fool said...

She is going to heaven because the devil has a restraining order against her.