Monday, March 19, 2012

New Gun Purchase

My neighbor has four dogs who bark, a lot.

This squirts over twenty feet. My deck is sixteen feet off the ground. I'm able to cover a lot of the neighbor's yard.

Now, when the dogs bark, they get wet, and run into their house via their doggy door. When they see me on the deck with something in my hand they start running.

You were expecting a .458 Casull?


Old NFO said...

LOL, actually something along those lines, but in .44 magnum... :-)

TeaBagger said...

Wanted to follow you but the system was not working.

Ami said...

I want to know where you got it, brand name, etc... it looks enough NOT like a gun that I think my work kids would actually be able to play with one over summer break and not have the thought police say NO GUNS AT SCHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!

Well Seasoned Fool said...

@ Ami. Are you crazy? Teach children to point a GUN and SHOOT someone! Today, water. Tomorrow, the family's improperly stored and unsecured GUN.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Sarcasm intended.