I once told my ex wife I was buying her a glass belly button so she could see where she was going with her head up her ass.
Had a two page working document with lots of stuff to post as a blog. Got crazy with AVG, didn’t save it, and wiped it out.
Two days ago I tried to help a lady with a dead battery. I didn’t know you can buy jumper cables in any colors except red/black, orange, or yellow. Hers were purple and pink.
Just a thought. Perhaps I could have phrased my remarks to the ex differently?
As always, YMMV
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The cable woman put a lot of thought in the colors of her cables though not how to use them. I'm afraid to jump or tow modern cars because of the computers. Try to help someone and brick their $60k car.
The car was a one year old Hyundai with a loose connection on the negative post. I couldn't find a way to tighten it.The clamp was far different than anything I've seen. She had called roadside assistance so I didn't go further for exactly the reason you mentioned.
Jump starting has changed a lot since we learned how to do it. My wife's Hyundai requires disconnecting the ground connection before my charger will work. One of the main reasons we didn't buy a Honda Ridgeline (besides the crappy brakes), was that the battery was buried in a LOWER area of the engine compartment, AND you had to remove a panel or two for access. That's a really bad design decision for vehicles sold in areas where it gets COLD.....
DrJim
I agree with all you say. A wholesaler friend tells me Sprinter vans need to have part of the floor removed to reach the battery.
If the shoe fits...
Old NFO
It fits
Phrase your comments to the ex differently? Well, she is the EX. :)
Navy91
My favorite song. Roy Clark, "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone"
Alternate wording? "You might a plexindectomy. It's a plexiglass window inserted in the abdomen."
Rev Paul
Whatever works.
When the Court Room is in New York City, whose population is overwhelmingly Ultra-Liberals, and Ultra- Democrats, and Ultra Moronic-Progressives and which has been bombarded by over TEN years of negative Trump propaganda by a multi-media onslaught by an industry that the Progressive Communist Democrats like the Ultra-Big-Mouthed Attorney General Letitia James, and the District Attorney is the Corrupt Alvin Bragg, who has never seen a Criminal that he didn’t like The jury pool is going to be overwhelming Anti-Trump, and THERE IS VERY LITTLE CHANCE FOR A FAIR TRIAL. Of course, the Judge refused to consider a change in venue lest he lose his spotlight and an Anti-Trump jury.
And let us not forget that we have a President of these United States who is doing whatever possible to both kept Donald Trump OFF the ballet entirely, and to tie Mr. Trump up in Court so much that it would make it IMPOSSIBLE for him to even Campaign
The instrument of prosecution, or more aptly, persecution, is the torturing of the law, intertwining federal and state, civil and criminal, law in a way never seen before--all with the single goal of crippling Donald Trump’s candidacy for the President of the United States.
The significant low-life players arrayed against Trump are the grotesquely compromised Judge Juan Merchan and a similarly compromised Alvin Bragg, the New York County District Attorney.
The case is simple to understand. A time-barred, dead misdemeanor was incorrectly massaged into a felony charge by progressive communist democrats to cripple a Trump presidency.
At the heart of the matter, we find a legal non-disclosure agreement, commonly used in all public and private venues and governed under state laws, has been criminalized by a bastard interpretation of the law using an impermissible federal law to allow the criminal interpretation of civil law. In essence, former president Donald Trump falsified business documents (governed under state law) to hide salacious information from voters and boost his electoral prospects (an election matter under federal law) in the 2016 presidential election. Even legal scholars do not understand the never-before-used legal theory behind the prosecution’s case.
Further evidence of political interference with a presidential campaign…
Judge Merchan demands Trump’s daily attendance, or he could be jailed for contempt—no allowance for Barron’s graduation or an appearance at the U.S. Supreme Court and of course that would make his un-able to be on the Campaign trail
Bottom line…
The entire cases a farce, being done just to try and derail Donald Trump’s Presidential run. The looney left (and most but not all on these boards) will not try and beat Trump in a STRAIGHT UP FAIR, and HONEST ELECTION AT THE POLLS. Operating likethis is the exactly like the old Stalin days (minus the firing squads thought some ahole lefties may opt for that) show me the man and I will show you the crime. Of course the Democrats as we have seen don't take investigations as well as they think they dish them out
Nobody understands how this case can exist, especially since a State Prosecutor, along with the Crooked State’s Attorney General is attempting to create a federal case to convict a political candidate of a state crime.
What I would like to happen is as simple as one-two-three. One, the case is dismissed. Two, the City of New York is held accountable for the cost of the Trump defense, along with punitive fines. Third, the lawyers involved are disbarred for malfeasance and criminally prosecuted for election interference and voter disenfranchisement.
In a sense, Trump stands up for US and the rule of law.
New York is not the City that it once was, and we Republicans are screwed
The comment would definitely have been appropriate for my ex-wife.
W.W.W
Sorry, missed this for a couple of days. What comes to mind is, "More fucked up than a Spec 5 at a Viet Cong Reveille".
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