Thursday, January 23, 2020

Dumb Shits


A story in the local rag caught my eye. The individual involved is a person with whom I’ve had (very minor) business dealing. Can’t say I’m surprised.


Am I the only one who thinks, if you are going to engage in criminal activities, you shouldn’t have your head up your ass?

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/colorado-couple-who-announced-engagement-before-bank-robbery-spree-sentenced-to-federal-prison/

Evidently, no.

6 comments:

LL said...

I find it funny that Craig “Lucky” Dickson was known as "Lucky". His fiance must be every bit the moron that he is.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Career criminals. and not that good at it.

Ami said...

Anybody who posts ducklips photos is a goddamn idiot anyway.
Greeley Trib wants me to open an account and for some reason won't accept my 'effyou@effyou.com' email address.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Ami
For a newspaper that is over 100 years old, out local rag is inept.

LSP said...

I once asked a bondsman why people would skip on really small bonds for small offenses. "Coz they're stupid," he replied. Lucky & Karen take it to a whole new level, and his hat's annoying. I wish they wouldn't wear those stupid hats, they say "send me to jail."

Well Seasoned Fool said...

LSP
My good buddy, Dirty Al Imhoff, was a bondsman for awhile and often commented on how dumb most criminals are.

Several of my LEO relatives have said they quickly learned to spot criminals by dress, posture, driving habits and gait.