Dumb Shits

A story in the local rag caught my eye. The individual involved is a person with whom I’ve had (very minor) business dealing. Can’t say I’m surprised.

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?tab=rm&ogbl#inbox/FMfcgxwGCtLGjwtgszfrJBhdpdXHkcpg

Am I the only one who thinks, if you are going to engage in criminal activities, you shouldn’t have your head up your ass?

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/colorado-couple-who-announced-engagement-before-bank-robbery-spree-sentenced-to-federal-prison/

Evidently, no.

Poor Victim Selection

Want to indulge in a little road rage sport? Don’t choose someone with a dash cam.

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/news-briefs/deputies-seek-assistance-in-identifying-suspects-in-alleged-assault/

No arrests yet but a matter of time. How would you like to be their lawyer when they go to trial?

Same general area, different crime.

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/local/deputies-search-for-2-suspects-in-stabbing-near-evans/

Note the very detailed description of the perps.