I used to think I was just a regular guy, but...
· * I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist;
· * I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist;
· * I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic;
· * I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business;
· * I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel;
· * I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby;
· * I am older than 70, which makes me a useless old man;
· * I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary;
· * I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe;
· * I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist;
· * I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist;
· * I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant;
· * And recently, a woman called me and my friends a “basket of deplorables.”
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!
I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly.
Funny... it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years.
And, as if all this crap wasn't enough to deal with, I'm now afraid to go into either restroom...
4 comments:
I'm there with ya... sigh... Except not 70 yet...
Me, too, and damn proud that I'm a WHITE... and Southern.
Unfortunately I am over 70. Still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up.
Not Southern, but deplorable.
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