Feel the Love

Chatting with my sister about my Facebook activity and my pleasure in calling (P)regressives on their shit. I said that I

1. Have a computer.

2. Am Mr. Maytag - always agitating. 

3. Have time.

4. I am an asshole.

She agreed (thanks for the support Sisty) but said I need to add one more reason.

5. I don't have a life.

Aarg!