Warning.
Grumpy old man going off on a rant.
Cell
phones and women. Yes, women. Men use them too, only
far less and have shorter conversations.
My
employer provides each driver with a company
cell phone for the duration of the shift. These are old school flip phones. The procedure
is to call “Dispatch” to log on with that specific number. At the end of the
shift you call “Dispatch” and log off. Then you plug in the phone to the
charger and leave. Other than talking to Dispatch or a specific customer there
is no reason to use the cell phone. A phone may be used by three different
drivers during a 24 hour cycle.
What
do I find at the start of my shift? A phone not on the charger but with a low
battery. OK, find a phone that is charged and swap batteries. Out of respect
for others, find a charger and plug in the phone that now has a depleted
battery.
Out
of curiosity, I like to check the call log. When the preceding user is a man,
there is usually four or five calls, all to Dispatch or customers. Duration?
Under five minutes per call.
When
the preceding user is a woman? Ten to twenty calls to other drivers or numbers
not in our system. Duration? Many minutes.
In
the short time I've been with this company, two drivers (both women) have rear
ended another driver. The cell phone record shows they were on the phone at the
time of the accident.
My
question is, if you need to chatter with another girlfriend, why the hell not
use your own damn phone? Do you take stupid pills before coming to work or are
you totally, like, clueless?
My
last stop at the end of shift is a gas station. Fill the tank and wash the
windows. Takes ten minutes tops. One guess as to how I find the car when I come
on shift.
Long
ago I gave up on the fight where men don’t put the seat down and 5’ nothing
women never slide the seat back. Slide the seat back is the first step in my
preflight.
Over
and over I remind myself I am RETIRED and no longer concerned with herding
cats. The job is only to pay off some medical bills. That doesn't stop the
ingrained management observations that still cause the stupid to burn. Shut up
WSF, clock out, and go home.
Oh
how I wish Colorado would go the Wyoming route and ban
handheld cell phones in moving vehicles. I see drivers cross intersections on
the green never looking left or right because they are engrossed in their phone
call. If their left hand holding the phone to their ear and their right hand is
making gestures, I guess their knees are doing the steering.
Enough
waste of bandwidth WSF. Go back to playing poker on your computer.