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Weld County, WY

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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table,

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes

Are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work,

Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he

Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways

To tax his ass.

Tax all he has Then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

-Accounts Receivable Tax

-Building Permit Tax

-CDL license Tax

-Cigarette Tax

-Corporate Income Tax

-Dog License Tax

-Excise Taxes

-Federal Income Tax

-Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

-Fishing License Tax

-Food License Tax

-Fuel Permit Tax

-Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)

-Gross Receipts Tax

-Hunting License Tax

-Inheritance Tax

-Inventory Tax

-IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)

-Liquor Tax

-Luxury Taxes

-Marriage License Tax

-Medicare Tax

-Personal Property Tax

-Property Tax

-Real Estate Tax

-Service Charge Tax

-Social Security Tax

-Road Usage Tax

-Recreational Vehicle Tax

-Sales Tax

-School Tax

-State Income Tax

-State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

-Telephone Federal Excise Tax

-Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax

-Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes

-Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

-Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax

-Telephone State and Local Tax

-Telephone Usage Charge Tax

-Utility Taxes

-Vehicle License Registration Tax

-Vehicle Sales Tax

-Watercraft Registration Tax

-Well Permit Tax

-Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . .

BE AN AMERICAN!!!

The part about prosperity, middle class, etc., ignores the economic reality of workers in heavy industries and mining, among others. Still, thought provoking.

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Tax Man

Received in an email from a friend.

The IRS has returned a Tax Return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.  

   

In response to the question ,   "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"  

The man wrote: ... "2.1 million illegal immigrants,

1.1 million junkies,

4.4 million unemployed

80,000 +/- criminals  

450 +/-  idiots in Congress and a rag tag bunch that call themselves Politicians".  

The IRS stated that the response given was unacceptable.  

The man's response back to IRS was, "Who did I leave out?

Hail TABOR

Colorado is unique as the only state to pass the Taxpayers Bill or Rights (TABOR). In addition, Colorado passed the “Gallagher Amendment” setting a statewide standard for assessing residential properties. Both have severely restricted politicians at all levels, city, county, districts, schools, and the state ability to raise taxes.

A brief explanation is here.

http://www.colorado.gov/cs/Satellite/Treasury_v2/CBON/1251592160342

The heart of TABOR is this:

 Under TABOR, state and local governments cannot raise tax rates without voter approval and cannot spend revenues collected under existing tax rates without voter approval if revenues grow faster than the rate of inflation and population growth.^[1] Revenue in excess of the TABOR limit, commonly referred to as the "TABOR surplus", must be refunded to taxpayers, unless voters approve a revenue change as an offset in a referendum.^[2] Under TABOR, the state has returned more than $2 billion to taxpayers.

Full explanation here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxpayer_Bill_of_Rights

The last refund I received was after a budget passed when the GOP controlled both chambers and the Governor’s office.

The last budget was passed by the (p)regressives controlling both chambers and Wishywashy signed it as governor. Despite their valiant efforts, the state will collect more revenue than anticipated. Oh the horror; money will be given back to citizens instead of funding whacko programs. Naturally (p)regressives are having palpitations.

http://coloradopeakpolitics.com/2014/12/03/give-money-hullinghorst-desires-defy-tabor/

http://coloradopeakpolitics.com/2014/12/18/doom-gloom-hickenlooper-promises-sky-will-fall-state-gives-tax-refunds/

TABOR was once a national movement but only gained traction in Colorado. More than any single individual, it was pushed through by a certain Douglas Bruce, a California transplant who has become as notorious as Alfred Packer, Colorado’s most prominent cannibal.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer

One thing Bruce cannot be called is dull. One can only applaud a politician who celebrates his swearing in ceremony by kicking a newspaper photographer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Bruce

Why do I find this situation hilarious? Must be a huge character flaw. Why did I write this post? Because I can. Probable result? All three of my readers will drop my blog.