Per the Department of Homeland Security, I have been promoted to Militia Extremist from Bitter Clinger Pain in the Ass Third Class.
http://pjmedia.com/blog/homeland-security-lexicon-youre-all-militia-extremists-now/?singlepage=true
WARNING: Reading my blog may put you on some "list". As a gimpy senior citizen, I'm a grave threat. Nice to be recognized.
