You can’t fix stupid, as the saying goes. What about willful ignorance? Maybe a slap alongside the head from abuela’s chancla might work.
Once again hard knowledge from someone who knows.
Look here! If you don’t care about your own life, have some consideration for the first responders. Much easier for them to extract your intact carcass from the wreck than picking up your scattered body parts or spilled intestines, don’t you agree?