Old AFSarge likes airplane stories. While
I can’t compete with OldNFO, juvat, and
Tuna in flying hours and sophisticated airplanes perhaps some will find my
experience with a Cessna 170A amusing. Long blog - you have been warned.
There I was with a fresh Private ticket
and the need to build flying hours, as a civilian (out of my pocket, you
understand). So off I go to see Dirty Dick Nolan, the used airplane dealer in
Greeley, CO. Dick bought and sold airplanes over the telephone (we are talking
1960’s). He would finance anyone with a good enough down payment. Since all of
his paper was full recourse, he would repo that plane if you didn’t tote the
note. How to staff his business?
Bring in time builders. Pay for the gas
and oil and a bus ticket back. If you were a time builder that was way cheaper
than renting airplanes.
He liked me for two reasons. I had enough
in savings to commit full time. Second, I had far more conventional gear time
than his average time builder. He kept me busy.
One day he assigned me a Cessna 182 to
take to Newport News and pick up a C 170. Oh yeah, the buyer was on vacation in
North Carolina. Go see him, get a check and keys, then take the 182 to Newport
News. With a few glitches that went down and I parked his new plane next to the
trade.
First thing I noticed were two nearly
flat tires. Opening the oil check access revealed an engine compartment filled
with bird nests. OK, lets drain a little fuel from the wing sumps. Oh, great,
water and crud. Flip on the master. Surprise! Dead battery. The next few hours
were spent taking off the cowl (always carried a few simple tools) and letting
the sumps drain (here we see the shocked faces of Air Force ramp types aghast
that raw gasoline is being dumped on the ground).
The FBO sent the fuel truck
over along with an air tank so the tires were inflated and the tanks filled. By
the time I got the cowl back on it was getting dark. Dick Nolan had one
inviolate rule – NO flying at night. As was the usual RON procedure, rolled out
my down filled Army surplus fart sack in an empty hanger and went to sleep.
Next morning after tying down the tail
wheel, propped the 170 to life. Off we went heading North. Funny, the damn road
kept going under water then reappearing. Not an inviting forced landing site.
What is this Chesapeake Bay everyone is talking about? Well, I’ve nearly enough
altitude to glide to shore so onward. Approaching Dover, DE, the
weather is going sour fast. Sat down on a grass strip at Wyoming, DE to wait it
out. Two days of sitting it out. The airport operator found some work for me to
perform and actually paid me so it wasn’t a total loss. The clouds finally
cleared but the wind was hellish. Took off but only made it to the very South
end of New Jersey before setting down. Another night in a hanger with the wind
howling and the hanger doors banging. Since the hanger was empty, parked the
170 in it and shut the doors.
Next morning with full tanks took off and
promptly got lost. The wind was 40+ knots from the West. Not to worry, to the West is a big river, to the
East the Atlantic Ocean. Just keep heading North and someplace you can
recognize will turn up. Radio navigation you say? Yep, if you have a OMNI
receiver that works. Do you know there are places in New Jersey that are as
barren as Wyoming? Eventually a mountain range started showing on the horizon.
WTF? A few minutes later the New York City skyline became the mountains or the
mountains became the skyline; take your pick.
My
instructions were to pick up two pilots at Roosevelt Field on Long Island. By this
time I’d located my ground position and could see on my Sectional map I had a
shit load of water to cross. Climbing to 4500 AGL I started across. The ATC
people were quite cross with me but, due to an intermittent radio problem I
couldn’t understand what they wanted so, being ever helpful, I kept them
informed of my position. Seems the transmitter was fine but the receiver had
issues. Soon I was able to talk to the Roosevelt Field tower and made my
approach to land.
I believe I mentioned wind? 30 knots right
down the runway. Over the threshold started reducing power only to see the
runway numbers again appear. Needed somewhere around 1600 rpm just to keep from
going backwards. Taxing to the tie down area was a challenge as was tying down
the bird. Next problem, where are the passengers? Turns out they are in
Connecticut. (Never let it be said Nolan Aviation was an organized business).
Getting to the runway was again a challenge.
Once in the air, there was another
largish body of water to cross. Damn it, I’m a mountain pilot. What is with all
this wet stuff? On the ground in CN, passengers located, but we are running out
of daylight. The wusses had already rented a motel room. Next morning we head
West. First fuel stop, instructed to pickup another passenger in Jackson, MI.
OK, but I’m not flying over any water to get there. On final at Jackson you fly
over a prison. What torture it must be
for the inmates to be constantly reminded of other people’s freedom.
Now with four aboard we are aviagating to
Colorado. By the by, the cabin heater is inoperable. No problem, extra clothes,
wrap sleeping bags around you and keep on going.
Grand Island, NE had an FBO that
literally rolled out a red carpet after you parked. They nearly rolled up back
up when they saw the four scruffy ruffians climbing out of the 170. Next stop,
Greeley.
Two weeks later I had just returned in an
Aircoupe from Tennessee when Nolan calls me into his office.
“Yeah, got that 170 you picked up in
Virginia sold to a man in
Anchorage. Want you to deliver it”.
“Dick, I’m in no way qualified to do that.”
“Nah, you will be fine”.
“What about customs”.
“Fuck’em. You go to Oroville (WA). Take off at first light, stay low.
Lots of mountains around there. We will plot you a route. Do not, I repeat, do
not leave the highways even if it is a shorter distance. You should make it
with two fuel stops”.
“Do our credit numbers work there?”
“For this trip we will give you some
cash, both Canadian and American. And, we will pay for your meals and an
airline ticket back from Alaska”.
“Is the heater fixed?”
“Hell yes, and the radio, and a new battery”.
The trip went just as he described it
until I got to Northway. There I started asking questions about the route to
Anchorage. The locals told me in no uncertain terms that there was only one
way, it was hard to spot, and many a pilot hadn’t made it. I believed them.
Called the customer in Anchorage (damn expensive phone call, by the by). He
told me to stay put and he would come over the next day. So it was and I was
quite content to be a passenger on that leg. Awesome geography and I had the
luxury to enjoy it instead of sweating buckets.
Back to Seattle, a bus ride to Ellensburg
where I picked up a TriPacer and brought it back to Greeley.
I built up enough time with Nolan to qualify
for a Commercial ticket. Eventually he started paying me when I did repos. Got
to fly a lot of single engine fixed gear. Dick was picky about who flew
retractable but had me deliver a couple of Mooneys and reposses a Navion. Flew
most of the high wing Pipers, a few of the Indians, Taylorcraft, Lucombe,
Eurcoupe and Aircoupe, C120, 140, 170 172, 182, a couple of Stinsons, and
probably others I’ve forgotten. One of the carefree moments in my workaholic
life. Finally ran out of money and had to find a real job then start college.
Hope you weren’t too bored. By far the
longest flying story I’ve put on this blog.
My favorite airplane of those I’ve flown?
A simple two control Eurcoupe/Aircoupe on a warm spring or summer day. An
airplane without any vices I ever found excepting one with bad maintenance. Had
a rubber fuel line break in the cockpit and pour an eight gallon tank’s worth
of avgas on my left leg. Shallow climb, let the fuel drain out the condensation
holes in the tail and not touch anything electrical. Interesting hour that was.
For something with 75-90 hp, it is an eager performer. You actually drive it
off and back on the runway. If I ever get a ton of money (hey, it could happen)
I will get one and go the LSA route, pacemaker be damned.