Traffic offenses I would like to see enacted and enforced.
DWA
Driving while Asian
DWM
Driving while Mexican
DWA
Driving while African
DWE
Driving while elderly
DWCP
Driving while Cell Phoning
DWG
Driving while gansta
DWHUA
Driving with Head Up Ass
MDBF
Mountain Driving by Flatlander
DTTinMA
Driving Turnip Truck in Metro Area
DMVLMV
Driving minivan like a minivan
DLDH
Driving like a Dirt Hauler
DLM
Driving like me
Feel free to add your own.
4 comments:
DWHUA pretty much encompasses anything I'd add...
We are testing a small engine, in a large truck, pulling a heavy trailer over a 360 mile track. No part is level and there are 6 climbs to nearly 11,000 feet. May be just a trifle testy after today's shift.
You forgot DUI - Driving while Idiot
Sisty
I was gonna say you must be on the road again! Big truck, little engine??? :-0 Stay safe out there WSF!
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