Comedy of Errors

Reading the local rag, this story contains accounts of several dumb moves by more than one actor.

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/evans-woman-escapes-from-police-car/

A jowl shaker.

Mundane stuff otherwise. If stupidity was a crime, we would need more jails.

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/greeley-cop-log-intoxicated-man-calls-dispatch-for-directions-home-neighbors-report-knuckle-bones-thrown-in-yards/

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/man-arrested-after-greeley-police-ram-front-door-in-southeast-greeley-break-in/

I admire the men and women who can deal with all this and not lose their minds. I doubt I could ever have been in law enforcement.

Then it gets serious.

https://www.greeleytribune.com/news/greeley-man-jailed-on-suspicion-of-beating-female-hotel-owner/

Common denominator?  Drugs and alcohol.