When you get older
*You appreciate a nice handrail
*You don’t get on the floor or ground without a plan to get up
*Other people’s opinions matter, but not to you
*Your tech skills ended with programming punch card sorters
*Nobody calls or comes to your door until you are in the shower
*Very few things are worth standing in lines
* The words “Dude”, “Awesome”, and “Robust” irritate you
*Someone stealing the grocery store motorized cart to go three
blocks to the bus stop doesn’t surprise you
*Doing routine tasks involving fingers often provoke ugly words
*Many potential relationship candidates have enough red flags for a
May Day Parade
Not too bad for age 79.
Scary tank collection.
The question is why? Perhaps the false checkers have a bias against any military history?
I envy this man’s wordsmith.
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Oregon State University bloviates.
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