Showing posts with label Bad Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Joke. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

(P)gressive Policies are Killing People


 Open Borders and ‘Sanctuary’ Places

Once again, liberal wet dreams get people killed. Four times departed El Salvadorian driving drunk killed a woman and her son.



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Note how this drunk has four, that is right, four convictions for alcohol offenses in just Boulder County. Too bad the legal system can’t hold those who made the decision not to inform ICE accountable, financially.

 Lemons to Lemonade – Wyoming Coal



Exploring other uses for coal.Fill pot holes?

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Rep. Lauren Bobert Soap Opera

Poor lady can’t catch a break. One of the hazards of being a rebellious public figure instead of a uni-party loyal opposition. Your personal drama becomes public entertainment.

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The drama escalates with Jayson Bobert’s arrest.

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My sympathy goes out to their four children.

Miscellaneous Colorado Politics

Rep.  Dough Lamborn (R) 3rd announced he won’t seek a 10th term. With Boebert switching districts, this means all three Congressional seats held by RINOs, excuse me, Republicans will be open next election.

The Legislature is now in session and the looney far left Donkeys are in a pissing match with just left Donkeys.

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President Trump is now back on the Primary ballot. All that grandstanding was for naught. Grandstanding, because Trump’s odds of winning Colorado electoral votes are about the same as aliens giving the Denver Broncos a quarterback.

Election Deniers

If an election is honest, why wouldn’t those who ‘won’ want open scrutiny so as to solidify their claim to legitimately govern?

Norwegian Joke

A neighbor asked me if I knew Norwegian Jokes, having been married to a first generation Norwegian. Does a bear……..? This is one joke.

Sven and Oley were sitting in a Seattle Ballard Bar one winter day and looking at an advertisement.

“All inclusive cruise to Mexico, $99”.

Being thrifty Norskies, they signed up and paid their money. Soon they found themselves chained to benches rowing a longboat. As they rowed the days did get warmer until they arrived off Mexican coast. They were told to stand, look, then they were told,

“That is Mexico”.

Next they started rowing North until, after several harrowing days, they arrived at Ballard.

“Sven”, asked Oley, “Should we tip them?”

“Hell no”, said Sven. “We didn’t last year”.

 Seattle’s Ballard neighborhood population was once heavily Scandinavian. When we first moved to Seattle in the 70’s we rented a house in the Magnolia neighborhood just South of Ballard. Coming home one afternoon, my first generation Norwegian wife started telling me about discovering Ballard.

 “Everyone there looks like me!”, she said. YaSureYaBetcha

Open Borders

All the issues and dangers of SloJoHo’s open borders stance is well covered by others better read than me. My take is that the people coming here aren’t coming with the intent of joining our society. They are here to get what they can get and don’t give a rat’s ass about our laws.

As always, YMMV