Dialog
Bill the Intimidator, chewing on his ever present cigar (never lights them), looking across the desk at my little sister, “Yeah, I know they cause cancer. When I can no longer put one in my mouth, I’ll shove it up my ass”.
Replied Battalion strength little sister, “Bill, that one looks like it has already been there.”
And big brother just sat there, silent.
5 comments:
I just calls 'em as I sees 'em. I seem to recall that I mentioned that the cigar looked like it had been a dog turd once upon a time.
Thanks for the compliment on my strength, dear brother.
Sisty
LOL- Does that classify as put down??? :-)
NFO Total shut down - he just sat there trying to come back with a retort.
Bill is pre SEAL UDT. Former Nevada casino manager. Grew up in New York City. Italian father, Jewish mother. Not a wilting flower!
My little brother smoked "cat turds" for a while...
LOL Love it!
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