By good fortune, I’ve never been in a situation involving a firearm but did have one bad experience. A driver had a seizure and crashed. When I approached the vehicle, I could see him flopping around, but held in place by his seat belt.
The 911 Operator started giving me instructions.
need to keep him from swallowing his tongue. I will talk you through the
process. We are trained to do this”.
replied, “Get the ambulance here. In this day of AIDS, I’m not putting my
finger in any stranger’s mouth”.
offended. What I knew was the fire station was eight blocks up the street. They
arrived while he was still having seizures. Had he started turning blue, then I
would have acted, maybe.
going to college, I had a night job at an air freight forwarder. Smelled smoke
and stepped outside where I observed flames on the roof. Went back inside and
told the manager, Tom. He quickly called the operator (pre 911 days) and
shouted, “The fucker is on fire! Send a fire truck,” and hung up.
“Ah, Tom,” I
said, “You might want to call her back and give her our address”.
predisposed to not do what I’m told to do, so any dispatcher “telling” me what
to do will probably be ignored. I may ask for advice, but I will be the one
making the decisions on the spot. YMMV
Reading about the drought in California, and now an earthquake, may impact price and availability of California wine. This is what I drink, with an occasional venture into Merlot. Think I should stock up now? Yes, yes, I'm an uncivilized redneck. Single malt and Dr. Pepper? Why are you yelling?
Colorado grows some excellent foods and my favorites are Olathe sweet corn, Rocky Ford cantaloupes, and Palisade peaches. Summer treats.
Today I'm enjoying some Palisade peaches, picked ripe from the tree, along with some pears from the same place.
Sadly, the cantaloupes may soon be a memory. A listeria outbreak last year hurt their reputation. Hail storms this year. The biggest threat is Front Range municipalities buying up water rights. In the years we lived in Washington State, I would send my sister a box of Walla Walla sweet onions and she would send me Rocky Ford cantaloupes. Most assuredly made no sense economically. One year UPS lost track of the melons. When the box was finally delivered, the melons were a bit ripe, as in, dripping from the box ripe. For now, will enjoy the day and the good food it brings.
Me, westbound. Her, eastbound on her mobility scooter on a busy street, not on the sidewalk. Cell phone planted firmly on her ear. Small dog in her lap. Suddenly, she swerves in front of me, and into a driveway. She gave no indication she saw me. The dog did. Stood up, and was ready to jump. Stupid bint!
I understand an elderly person doing this. This woman looked to be in her fifties. Oh well, hadn't done anything all day to raise my pulse rate. Think I should thank her?
company is considering using me as an independent contractor. One of their requirements
in an Android device. which I have, in the form of a Samsung “Smartphone”. This is a requirement for another company for whom I do some work. Now, I really dislike the Smartphone, and only
use the app for their operation, and, of course, as a cell phone.
of work the potential new client wants, combined with bifocals, fat and
fumbling fingers, patience deficiency, and a small screen, has me looking for
alternatives. Being totally cheap, I shopped the various pawn shops in the
area. Looking online, there are many choices under $100. Craigslist has many
sellers. What to do?
Next stop was Best Buy, where I encountered a Salesman, an eager young man whom I would instantly hire if I still ran a car lot. He did tell me they are on salary at Best Buy. After listening to my needs, and working through my technology Luddite skill set, he started with their cheapest tablets.
“Why are the
screens blank”, I asked?
last very long”, was his reply. “We have problems keeping them going, as they
are on all the time”.
Then he took
me over to some Samsung tablets. Large, bright screen, better construction,
and, he assures me, much more durable. My fat fingers easily worked the screen,
and my aging eyes had no problem reading the displays. $179.00 plus tax, but
including inland freight, handling, pack, croak and choke, and mop and glow.
a protective case”, I asked him?
he replied, “But for $40, you can get a two year warranty. If you drop it, you
get a new one”.
Wow, he was
good, but not yet top notch, as I left without purchasing.
Anybody have advice? What I will be doing is checking inventory (floor plan checks), where you have a list by serial number, and you physically put your mitts on each item on the list. The recruiter is excited because I’ve done these thousands of times over a thirty years period selling cars. Most of the work is outside, in all kinds of weather. You need three hands, since a magnifier may be needed to read the serial number, and a small ladder to reach a reading level (think Ford F-550 4x4). Thus, you are going to drop something at some point.
concern is, how much time will I be working? This will be the fourth, “part
time, supplement my retirement income”, job I will be doing. The numbers the recruiter
is quoting sounds like close to a full time job. Then there is the oopsie.
can you drive down to ___________ and do six checks? We will pay you extra, of
until I win the lottery, money is attractive (and needed). Win the lottery?
Some Fairchild 24 will have a new owner. I’m too old, and fat, to climb into
the cockpit of an F-86 Sabre (not to mention that pesky need to have appropriate
describes my morning after visiting relatives last night.
Colorado Progressives greeted marijuana legalization with great joy as a new tax stream. A "sin" tax that would painlessly raise great sums. Lower law enforcement and prison costs as drug dealers were forced out of business because their customers would flock to the legal outlets. Hasn't worked out like they planned.
One problem is the still illegal status under federal statutes, and the reluctance of the banking industry to service the pot businesses. The other problem, not talked about, is the already established illegal pot dispensing business.
Street prices for weed, I'm told, is about half the retail outlets. Weed dealers will deliver right to your home. Depending on the dealer, credit may be extended. Dealers will accept goods for payment, without all the pesky paper work of more traditional fences, i.e., pawn brokers.
The dealers do face obstacles. After all, they are criminals, and don't restrict their illegal activities to being unlicensed pharmacists. That, along with their douchebag personas, bring them unwanted LEO contact. That is about the only way they get caught.
One clear lesson, at least to me, is enterprise will beat regulation, every time.
In case inquiring minds want to know, my last toke was around 1970.