Friday, January 4, 2019

Mean Woman




My sister has an ornery streak a mile wide. Plus, she knows everybody.  Recently she noticed someone had dumped a hobby horse in a city park. Not letting this opportunity pass, she called the man responsible for the park.

“George, you’ve got a horse loose in XXXXX  park”.

She waits as George goes into panic mode before telling him it is a hobby horse.

“Damn you, Colleen”, says a somewhat relieved George.

The karma train has left the station. That hobby horse will probably end up duct taped to the roof of her truck.

9 comments:

  1. I do what I can to keep the world from becoming dull.

    Sisty

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  2. Running up and down in front of the Lion's cage, banging the bars with a stick.

    Just be sure that the gate is locked.

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  3. I'm betting that hobby horse shows up sooner or later... LOL

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  4. Dude. Lighten up. EVERYONE needs a hobby.

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  5. Old NFO
    For sure!

    Ami
    My sister's karma train a coming.

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  6. Your sister sounds like my kinda person!

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  7. She is going to heaven because the devil has a restraining order against her.

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