Ami is talking about identical twins in
her program.
Brought
back a memory from a misspent youth where I was dating Helen, whose
identical twin was Nancy. The two were always using their similarity to fool
people and create mischief. They were attractive, liked to have fun but were very
chaste, to use an old fashion term.
One evening I arrived to pick up Helen
for a date and it was Nancy who came out to the car. Aha. Promptly put my hand
down her blouse and copped a feel. She was outraged.
“What’s the matter”, I asked? “You liked
it on our last date”.
Boom, she was out of the car and back in
their house. Then both came out, angry.
“How dare you say that to my sister”,
Helen shouted?
My grin and laughter made both stop,
think and then they laughed. Joke was on them.
After that, had a nice date with Helen.
And, no didn’t cop a feel.
Great tactic, solid execution!
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Chaste? What's the use? Spend the money for companionship? I could get that from my pals. The rule was, I spend $10 on them, they will put out. One gal I was with, I had spent $9.75 at a drive in eatery. I added it up in my head, and asked her, "Ya want a coke?" Sadly, she was full and I stayed frustrated
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Such a cynic but to be expected from a swabby.
DeleteLOL. You devil.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't what they called me but in that neighborhood.
Delete+1 with LL!
ReplyDeleteWorked out well until the end of the date when I offered to do a comparison check. The offer was declined.
DeleteThe two went on to be livelong missionaries.
I would have told the twin you felt, "nice rack" whenever you saw her. Yes, you could have been slapped, but she would have smiled inside.
DeleteSoon found another girl to date who wasn't quite as chaste.
DeleteHehehe, good one! :-)
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