Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Flipping Comedian

Part of my job as a medical courier is to pack some specimens in dry ice for shipment. We get our dry ice in blocks that need to be pulverized before going into a Styrofoam container. In the picture you can see a block of dry ice and the precision tool we use to pulverize the dry ice. 

Scottsbluff, NE. I am pulverizing the dry ice. Sweet little old lady comes up to me and says, "Sir, I think it is already dead".  She then smiles sweetly and goes on her way leaving me going, "Uh,  uh .....". Bitch!

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  1. She wanted to get into your pants.
    Bet on it.

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    1. I agree with Ami. You missed a flirt there.

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  2. I would have told her, "No, not trying to kill anything. I plan on masturbating later and I'm just getting my arm loosened up." And that, folks, is why I don't have any friends.

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    1. SMH. I swear. Where do you come up with these things? LOL

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    1. That there is Usually I am the one, or try to be the one. Not this time.

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  4. Brudder, You could learn a lot form Coffeypot.

    Sisty

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  5. You know the answer to that one. Who else has a bail bond woman in her phone contacts??

    Sisty

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