OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL.
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" ~Author Unknown
F**k 'em if they can't take a joke...
+1 and tell them to their face. Offend the shit out of them.
One of my talents. Of course, it helps if you are large and can scowl convincingly.
The tense is wrong. We're not raising them. They've already been raised. And we're on the third generation or so. Public education has helped tremendously, kids are pretty easy to brainwash. Social engineering at its finest. There's a happy thought, huh? I am proud to say I've raised cynical and thoughtful individuals, though.
Add anti social and you have two of my three.