Chatting with my sister about my Facebook activity and my pleasure in calling (P)regressives on their shit. I said that I
1. Have a computer.
2. Am Mr. Maytag - always agitating.
3. Have time.
4. I am an asshole.
She agreed (thanks for the support Sisty) but said I need to add one more reason.
5. I don't have a life.