Saturday, September 24, 2011

Offensive and Rude Stereotyping


Traffic offenses I would like to see enacted and enforced.

DWA
Driving while Asian

DWM
Driving while Mexican

DWA
Driving while African

DWE
Driving while elderly

DWCP
Driving while Cell Phoning

DWG
Driving while gansta

DWHUA
Driving with Head Up Ass

MDBF
Mountain Driving by Flatlander

DTTinMA
Driving Turnip Truck in Metro Area

DMVLMV
Driving minivan like a minivan

DLDH
Driving like a Dirt Hauler

DLM
Driving like me

Feel free to add your own.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

DWHUA pretty much encompasses anything I'd add...

Well Seasoned Fool said...

We are testing a small engine, in a large truck, pulling a heavy trailer over a 360 mile track. No part is level and there are 6 climbs to nearly 11,000 feet. May be just a trifle testy after today's shift.

Anonymous said...

You forgot DUI - Driving while Idiot

Sisty

Old NFO said...

I was gonna say you must be on the road again! Big truck, little engine??? :-0 Stay safe out there WSF!